Utiliser un nouveau condom lors de chaque relation sexuelle. Written on July 9, 2009, by fuzzdecay.
what I heard on my most recent walk through the office:
“That lube callout is too high”
“…boom de ya da, boom de ya da, boom de ya da, boom de ya da….”
“Hi, I’m calling about that paper sample?”
“No, that’s not what I was asking…”
“…and it really gets your colon clean!”
And upon sitting back down at my [...]
2 days pregnant Written on July 8, 2009, by fuzzdecay.
One of the ladies I’m blessed to share some square footage of carpet with 8 hours a day is pregnant. She was obviously desperate to have a child. She never said anything, but everyone in the office instinctually knew.
She announced her pregnancy when she was 5 weeks. No one announces their pregnancy that early. 20% [...]
Pharmaceutical clients Written on July 2, 2009, by fuzzdecay.
In addition to the condom client at the day job, we work with lots of pharmaceutical companies. We roll out packaging and informational/promotional matierals for everything from prescription supplements to surgical scrub.
One of our clients is a diabetes testing supply distributor. They are quite possibly the most wasteful client I’ve ever come into contact with. [...]
<3 veer Written on June 24, 2009, by fuzzdecay.
I love veer.
I love their fresh stock photography. It’s so much more rewarding to buy images from veer than say, getty. They’re not as expansive, but what they lack in volume, they more than make up for in quality. Their images are newer and much more targeted to younger audiences.
I love their designer geek friendly [...]
Terrible marketing, with an explanation Written on June 22, 2009, by fuzzdecay.
Those of you following my twitter, or actually, just reading the internets this weekend probably stumbled across this horrifically sexist bacardi campaign.
I was actually angered enough to write bacardi directly. I can’t believe on so many levels how this made it through their marketing department. Not only is it extremely offensive, it’s also not even [...]
Another day at work Written on June 21, 2009, by fuzzdecay.
Having a major client being a condom company leads to some interesting set-ups on my desk at my dayjob. Sometimes a client will be touring the office and I’ll have stacks of condoms and lube on my desk, or sometimes just odd lists of to-dos. Also, this is the only company I’ve worked for with [...]