@fuzzdecay

• Dear women, if you would just sit your asses down on the toilet instead of hovering, the seats wouldn't be so dirty and scary to sit on. @
• The way out is through: Nice to know I didn’t even make it a month into my whole “I’m going to update once a wee... http://t.co/pZkWlRjr @
• Oh darn, 6 more weeks of this 70 degree winter. #groundhogday @